George was watching the polar bear and Ms Simpson’s hat. He had decided to fall in love with a singer who would love only him and dedicate all her songs to his green eyes and hidden depths so he lifted his nearly famous green eyes to a spot above the red hat and began to compose the song which would immortalise their love. Like so many moments of near inspiration George’s precious words were lost to another’s need as Felicity Jones tapped him shyly on the shoulder and asked him where she could find the toilet, like now.
Of course Felicity Jones was neither a singer nor a girl of mystery, but she did smell nicer than the bear who was still eating his bucket of fish. So George flashed his soon -to -be -famous green eyes and led Felicity Jane Jones back through the BUG house to the neat block of Blue Eco Toilets where he promised to wait for her all his life and longer, should it come to that.
But it did not come to that. For Felicity Jones had already opened her small bag and taken out her piece of Amber and ( such is life) everything in George’s life was about to turn, rather sharply, to the left!
