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GCSE English Tuition Bolton and Manchester: ”Skyfall” Review-James Bond Resurrected!

My love of James Bond is firmly anchored to my childhood.

The era  of the double film bill.  Marple’s  Odeon Cinema. The primary school party if you were lucky enough to be invited.

I would  go to a Saturday matinee, sit on scratchy velour seats all afternoon and  look forward to  a milk choc-ice at at the break. As an extra treat I could  hear  Shirley Bassey singing the soundtracks about things I didn’t quite understand in her velvety, incendiary voice.

Certain  iconic images still file past in my head : Odd Job’s killer bowler hat with his implacable smile; Ursula Andress pretending to be a mermaid in that bikini;  Pussy Galore’s eager black suited girl squadron just waiting to be educated otherwise and of course Sean Connery’s ability to smoke, wear  perfect suits and still maintain a suave sense of irony. ….did I mention THAT car? The Aston Martin DB5….a prayer on wheels…

 

Bond films were a gorgeous homage to desire,to bodily design in all its shapes,  to the look of lethal love!

Roger Moore always seemed sleazy to me.  Too flabbily  tired to satisfy anyone and to defeat the various villains who always seemed to live underneath  forgotten islands with animals no zoo would give a home to.

I used to look away when he ‘got the girl’. Yuk!   In fact Double YUK!

But then I loved Pierce Brosnan in Golden Eye. Still one of my favourite openings in Bond. Impossibly handsome and suave, always. Eyes on the horizon, flickering. Wicked Dominatrix Oonatop striding into our vision with  her East European gleam!

How time passes….

When I saw Casino Royale  I hated the sterility of the new Bond, the ‘authentic’ injection of Ian Fleming’s  grit and realism.  You could keep it.

Realism, I spit  on it.

For where was the delicious irony, the seductive wit, the suave confidence of old? It just wasn’t gorgeous any more.  Gorgeousness was dead!  And then  poor Eva Green got  drowned in a lift in that Venetian  lagoon whilst we watched …

Gratuitous sadism.

Gorgeousness was truly dead.

So I didn’t bother with Quantum of Solace at all. It  sounded like some migraine inducing activity best suited to those with short attention spans.

I was right but then…

I was wrong.

Skyfall is another matter.

Adele enticed me in at first.  She has the sexy, decadently  sharp vocals of Dame Shirley Bassey and  insinuates far more than we need to know….

…as  Skyfalls…a new verb for the pleasure of release..

This Bond song is about doing and being….BOND!

All hail Sam Mendes who directed Skyfall and reintroduced what I thought had been buried forever whilst adding his own contribution of to the famous franchise. He gives Bond  depth. His Bond has imagination.  He is sensitive to  betrayal.  He is witty again.  

He can even sprint well  in a very tight suit.

And he can rebuild himself: ‘My hobby is RESURRECTION!’

 

 

Skyfall.

Skyfall is a sombre Bond film, yet the sombre co-exists with a newly thawed out Daniel Craig as James Bond himself  Gone are the steely blue psychopathic eyes of his previous two Bond ventures. Here is a shaken, stirred but definitely not broken Bond.

The warmed up ice man also looks the part in his close fitting Brioni suits. The suits are only gifted to him once he has resurrected himself from his ‘Skyfall’ his Icarus like moment when he takes one too many chances  and pays the penalty which is the apparent death of Mother M’s favourite OO agent.

Once re-suited and wearing Brioni, Bond can fire away again, treating the viewers to several admiring shots of Daniel Craig running powerfully and with purpose in an over tight suit.

Its all in the muscles and the granite shaped cheek bones-  clear markers for OO7’s resolve and moral purpose.

I enjoyed the film’s assured ‘flirtation’ with lots of other references too and this flirtation worked for me as it wasn’t forced or studiedly clever.

I kept feeling an emotional ‘whoosh’ as images from Angel heart, Lost in Translation and even Dr Faustus lit up the screen. Towards the end when we get to resolve the villain, the’ M problem’ and Bond’s own family demons through a visit to the stunning home of his parents locked up and away in the wilds of Scotland , there I was again, in  Robert Louis Stevensons’s Kidnapped!

The land of my fathers…secret priest holes, a ruin’d chapel and plenty of cathartic fire. I felt I was in John Buchan’s Thirty Nine Steps one minute,  Du Maurier’s Rebecca the next…how the Freudians must nod knowingly…

James  burns it all down.

A Viking Valhalla for his youth and for his surrogate mother M who dies heroically in his arms whilst he weeps….’too late to make a run for it..’ 

The film is cinematically kaleidoscopic. It lingers over brief ‘dishes’ like Modigliani’s nude come to life and staring back across Shanghai’s night sky, at James Bond. Desire is reciprocated and then played out unto death

‘I like you better without your Beretta.’

‘Regret is unprofessional.’

Wit is back. Glib is diluted. Intelligence is edgy and uncomfortably grown up. But we still smile.

The villain Javier Bardem apparently nearly crosses the heterosexual line with Bond. Bond is tied up and Bardem touches his chest in a lingering manner.  Bardem assumes Bond is threatened, out of his comfort zone.

 No chance. ‘What makes you think I haven’t done it before?’ 

Not so much a question as a derisory dismissal.

Bond is truly resurrected! 

 

 

16 thoughts on “GCSE English Tuition Bolton and Manchester: ”Skyfall” Review-James Bond Resurrected!”

  1. Great review written at the pace of a 007 chase. Don’t forget he is running in Crockett & Jones shoes, can’t get more British than that!

  2. As a self-confessed petrol-head the best part of the film was when Bond unveiled the Aston Martin! As iconic a design as the Spifire!

  3. I enjoyed the film a lot, but was disappointed to see the female villain ‘exit’ the film so quickly! She was so beautiful and I felt sorry for her!

  4. Just spent half an hour writing a comment and lost it. Superb review. Want to see the film now. I will write more later when I get my head round it. I am indeed, shaken and stirred!! x (yVou need bigger font by the way on your comment bit. Can’t see to write or use the cursor….

    HOWEVER, A RIGHT ‘ROYALE’ REVIEW.

  5. Have to say, you do a brill job reviewing, suggest you do it for a newspaper – re Guardian, Independent etc.

    I have not seen any of the Daniel Craig Bond films. Still stuck with Sean Connery and Goldfinger (think the best Bond film ever)… Love Sam Mendes, so that would also persuade me to watch it. And of course your wonderful critique.

    Daniel Craig is probably closer to Flaming’s original character. Craig always reminds me of Richard Burton in his heyday – interestingly Burton was considered for the role at one point. Can you imagine that wonderful voice ‘The name’s Bond, James Bond ..’ Would have been interesting seeing Burton in the role though.

    Great review – keep it up!!!

  6. Daniel Craig as James Bond was a great choice, however, unlike Janet, I prefer the cold killer, but then again I loved the Bourne movies. My favourite Bond was Shaun Connery because he was the cold killer with humour. Of the last three movies I preferred Casino Royale. This Bond was what I thought James Bond should be, a killer with a heart, the shower schene after the fight with the Africans was so tender, and was this James Bond truely falling in love? The follow up movie was a bit of a disappointment and the latest Skyfall I thought was full of action but I cannot quite make my mind up about it. I need to see it again to try to fit it all together. I remember going to see the Bond movies as they were released way back to Dr No so my early impressions are coloured by youth.

  7. Memories of Saturday matinees.. mmmm… I haven’t see the film yet and your brilliantly written review makes me want to go sooner rather than later. Images of Daniels Craig sprinting muscles and tight suits… and love the ‘granite shaped cheek bones’ and the ‘flirtations’ … cant wait… sounds like a feast of a film.

  8. Hilariously expressed, one tight suit befitted Mr Craigs demeanour, assured me, the audience that he was up for the job a real movin bullet, a man you want to have out in the field in the secret service to get the job done without being distracted like his predecessors. No squirming in tour seat. Yes, a well rounded finale of bond 007.

  9. Well of course this review is brilliant. Coincidentally, I was talking about casino royals with my brother who said the same thing about the brutality of it. I said that I was surprised because David Niven films are usually so watchable.
    Altogether now ( with the Tijuana Brass) par par par par parbreeee dum de dum diddle dum dee dum.

  10. Fantastically witty review – part of the heritage I still feel after 20 yrs living in the USA – makes me want to leave work now and go and see it – in fact…………bye gotta run.

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