Dear Mrs …..,
Sorry about my homework. Did I mention Iām really really sorry?
Here is a story of where my homework has gone. My dog chewed it and threw it down the stairs, and it fell through a crack in the floor. I went down the crack but got stuck and then a dragon tried to burn my shoes off. I managed to slay the dragon but by then he had passed it on to his friend the Loch Ness Monster.
He did not like it to eat, so he gave it to his friends the humans (who were not really his friends, they were trying to kill him!)
Then the humans set fire to the homework and aliens came down and took it off them! The aliens threw it into space and it is lost forever.
Yours Sincerely,
Clara